Ouch.. Gotta Hurt

Come on man, rub some dirt on it

Really Weird

Check this out.......

"I am losing my hair" Tom bawled.

Pix

This is the pix for the things i have been posting.

Swifty

"I AM NOT IN DENIAL" TOM DENIED.

Another swifty

"You should pencil in those letters again" Tom remarked.

"Don't go near the active volcano" Tom said heatedly.

"It is such a sunny day out" Tom said brightly.

"I hate the night" Tom said darkly.

Some good ones , yaaaaaaa i know

Most of them courtesy of Alexi the freak

MI4 (Mouse Style)

Dun dun dun.............

Mathematical Swifty

"What is a small-angle lens" Tom said acutely.

or

"What is a wide-angle lens" Tom said obtusely.

Another Swifty

"I won't yell" Tom said loudly.

Greek Swifty

"You look just like a goat" Tom said satirally/satircally.

You have to know greek to know this one

Satir=goat in greek

Swifty

"I am wearing a ribbon on my arm" Tom said with abandon.

Swifty

"I think this is an aerobics class" Tom worked out.

U have to get this one......

Swifty

"Oops, there goes my hat" Tom said off the top of his head.

Hope you get this one....

Swifty

"I don't want to grow anymore" Tom said longingly.

Can you figure out what the pun is.....?

Swifties

Swifties are jokes that have puns in the middle of the line.

For example:

"I hate playing tic-tac-toe" Tom said crossingly.
Get it... good

More will come your way sooner or later........